Sunday, January 8, 2012
How 'bout that Tebow 27.5? And Thomas too!
So, I need to catch-up on some much needed sleep, and I really shouldn't be blogging right now. However, I just couldn't let this night pass without sticking it right in the collective-eye of the critics.
If you listened to even 45 minutes of analysis this week, you know well that the Denver Broncos had an absolute 0.0000000000000% chance of wining this playoff game today. That is absolute zero, ziltch, zip, nada, nothing. They had no chance to win. Everybody agreed with Merril Hodge. Tim Tebow stood no chance against Dick LaBeau's defense. The Steelers were going to eat him alive.
Folks on NFL Live made bold predictions that the Broncos would be absolutely shutout by the Steeler-defense. That is, the Broncos would score zero, ziltch, zip, nada, nothing in terms of points in this game.
It turns out that Tim Tebow shot 10 for 21 for 316 yards and 2 touchdowns. The Broncos put 29 points on the scoreboard. That's 29 more than they were supposed to put on the board. Tebow had a QB efficiency rating over 125. Ben Roethlisburger had a QBR of 75. Tebow out-QB'd Roethlisburger by some 50 points worth of QBR.
How 'bout 'dem apples? That's a pretty sizable QBR differential, ain't it? Surprising that the Steelers were able to hang in there as long as they were with a QBR differential like that. A 125 next week will probably give the Denver Broncos a pretty good QBR differential also.
Of course, everybody is still buzzing about the first-ever overtime period after the recent rules changes by the NFL Competition Committee. We were supposed to have an OT period in which both teams got a chance to touch the football. Nope, didn't happen like that. Tebow took the snap on the 20, hit Demaryius Thomas at around the 50 with a sweet pass, and Demaryius took off. Nobody could stop him. One stiff-arm later, Thomas was in the End-Zone.
Overtime lasted one-snap and just 11 seconds. That was the most sudden sudden-death I ever saw. I've been watching NFL Football since 1979 folks. That's longer than some of you have been alive.
It should be noted that Demaryius Thomas is a December 25th, Christmas Capricorn baby. He is showing some tremendous chemistry with this Leo kid named Tim Tebow. I have a feeling these two are going to be a famous combo. Thomas averaged 51 yards per reception nailing 204 yards on just 4 receptions.
In all seriousness folks, I have no idea how the geniuses out there in television-land came to conclusion that the Broncos stood no chance against the Steelers. Just looking at the Steeler injury list, which resembled a small telephone book, you absolutely could not rule out the Broncos.
It's time for you buggers at ESPN to confess: You had a religious belief that Tebow and the Broncos couldn't win this game. It was a faith-based position, not a position based on fact or logic. It was a metaphysical position.
I'm laughing like hell at you, and I am wondering when you are going to stop cheering against this kid.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
All I want for Christmas is to see the Broncos beat down the Patriots
Oh what a bleak season this would be for me if it were not for Tim Tebow and the Broncos. This would be the winter of my discontent. However, the story unfolding in Denver has made it glorious summer, and all the clouds lowered upon my house, in deep bosom of the ocean buried.
It's week 14 this week, and the Broncos will host the Bears. However, week 15 is coming, and the Patriots will visit the Broncos in Denver on week 15. We should not overlook the Bears, but remember, this is a team that could only muster 3 points against the Chiefs. I guess that is still three more points than my Rams scored.
Congradulations, Coach Fox! You are the beneficiary of my Christmas wishes this holiday season. All I want for Christmas is to see your Broncos Godzilla-press-slam the New England Patriots. Give the following facts,
- Robust, powerful defense.
- A vicious straight-ahead running attack with Willis McGahee
- Tim Tebow getting his passing confidence back.
- Your franchise's remarkable and continued success in the 2 minute drill
I told you he could pass. Beware: Tim is getting his passing confidence back. Y'all are in trouble now.
Monday, November 28, 2011
How about that Tebow III?
The quote was sited in regard to the offense Tim Tebow is running in Denver right now. "This offense is foolishness, but is confounding all of us analysts who think we are wise", said Irvin.
Absolutely correct. I have no objections to that statement. I would only ask one further question: Where the hell were you guys back in 2006 when all of us were being confounded in Tim Tebow's freshman year? We went through that whole toxic shock resulting from exposure to the spread-option zone-read offense back in 2006.
You know the Florida Gators won the BCS Championship that year by spanking a very polished Ohio State team? That the first of two championships we didn't think they could win. After they won their second championship in 2008, over a Sam Bradford led Oklahoma Sooner team, it became very clear that this foolishness works.
However, it's clear you guys missed the party back then. The looks on your faces resemble the look I had on my face back in 2006. I wrote about that several times during the 2010 draft.
I have always been something of a Florida fan since the days of Steve Spurrier. I totally loved that beautiful Gillman-Coryell offense he ran back at Florida. I was a big fan of Danny Wuerffel back in those days also.
When Urban Meyer arrived in Florida... well... hehehehe... Let's just say I was quite upset by early results. We had a two-headed QB monster with Chris Leak at the helm most of the time. He was the nominal passer. The Fearless Freshman Tim Tebow would come in on short yardage situations. They would line up with 5 wide and an empty backfield. Tim would run the football straight up the middle where there was no hole. He would wind up popping for 7 to 15 yards a shot when there was no gap in the defense and no room to run. I had no idea how the hell he did it, but the fans went berserk every time he came in. It was a love affair from day one.
I thought it was the wackiest offense I had ever seen in my Goddamn life. I wished they would fire Urban Meyer so we could get coach Spurrier back in there and run that beautiful Gillman-Coryell offense again. The Zone-Read-Option was an insult to my intelligence.
But then Florida's BCS championship victory over Ohio State stunned me. I had no idea how they managed to get there, much less win in such convincing fashion. I just had to accept the fact that the system works.
Tebow grew on me enormously. I developed quite a bond with the kid. This was the son I wished I had sired. I later discovered he has exactly the same Moon, Venus and Mars signs I do. The kid's emotional composition, sense of aesthetics, and drive are the same as mine. We have quite a score according to Sirus 1.1, incidentally. Of course, mentioning this would annoy Tebow to no end.
Fast forward to the 2010 draft. It became clear that my Rams were going to replace Marc Buldger, a move I did not support. However, if we were going to replace Buldger, it had to be Tebow as far as I was concerned. I told everybody how much I loved this kid. I wrangled on-line endlessly with those who favored Sam Bradford.
At the time, we didn't think Tebow would go in the first round. I wanted to use the #1 pick on Ndamukong Suh, and get Tim with the #33 pick. As it turns out, this would not have worked. Just imagine where we might be today if we might have pulled it off somehow...
I hate to mention it, but the Broncos have 300% more victories than my Rams do right now. Whooopse... did I say that? Don't take it personally, Sam. We didn't equip you for victory his year. We had absolute rubbish at the WR position until John Elway gave us the gift of Brandon Lloyd. I've been shouting this at everybody who will listen, incidentally. We'll get you Justin Blackmon in this year's draft.
In summary, Michael Irvin is quite correct when he says this foolishness is confounding the wise. Still, I wonder why you guys didn't know all this by the beginning of 2009? Don't you watch college football? Am I the only one?
You might say that can't work in the NFL, but it is obvious that it does. Further, it's based on the same great principle that the Gillman-Coryell offense is: Just hit it where they ain't. Attack the emptiness and avoid the fullness, as Tzun-Tzu says in The Art of War. If you always attack the weak spot in the defense, you'll always enjoy moderate success. It's just that simple.
The one thing that really troubles me is this: Tim Tebow can pass. He's just not doing it right now. He had a college QBR of 175 over his entire four year career in the SEC. He had massive passing numbers in 2007, the year he won the Heisman. I have seen him throw the football vastly better than he has done it lately. I know he can pass. I think you guys have given my boy a complex. He's heard you say he can't throw the ball so many times, he is starting to believe it.
Shake it off, Tim. Remember who you are. Don't listen to the bullshit. You threw the ball just fine back in college. Do what you did back then. Just make your decision and throw with confidence. If you get your passing confidence back, the Broncos can run the table and go 11-5.
Monday, November 7, 2011
How 'bout that Tebow II?!?!?
You would expect me to comment a lot more often about him because of that, but objectively speaking, I have not. Why is that? Primarily because I have been trying to keep a civil tongue in my head. If I blogged on this subject every time I felt the impulse, you'd get at least one hard rant every day.
There is a great deal of Tebow-baiting going on out there in the media, and it isn't because the members of the media hate Tim. They bait the line for both Tebow-haters and Tebow-fans because doing so is absolutely fantastic for ratings. I let them sucker me into the dummy-debate, or should we call it a tebate, during the run up to the 2010 draft. I felt pretty stupid for being suckered into media-swirl after the fact. I was great for the ratings, but it didn't do me much good.
Understand that no matter what Tebow does in terms of Pro achievements, there will be Erhardt-Perkins purists who will always hate this kid. Likewise, there will always be scientific-materialist-atheists who will always hate this kid. They don't even care what the kid does on the field.
On the other hand, there will be those (like Jack Youngblood me) on the other side of the fence who see one hell of a competitor and an engine of victory in this kid. No matter how many mistakes Tebow makes in the early going, we're not going to be shaken. We know the kid is destined for greatness. Just give him a chance to learn and develop and he will do fine.
Just remember this: Brett Favre made a ton of mistakes in his run towards franchise-QB status. He had enough bad days that Mike Holmgren had to threaten to bench him several times before he got the message. John Elway was considered a bust in his first two years in the league. Elway did not enjoy success immediately, and he might just be the greatest QB in entire history of the league. Peyton Manning didn't look fantastic in his first year as a Pro, but we all know he is another likely suspect when we talk about the greatest of all-time.
I really had to bite my tongue hard after Week-8. We saw many "experts" in the media 'seriously' disusing whether the Tim Tebow experiment should be over and done with after one bad game. I am sure this triggered tons and tons of social media activity and gave the media lots of attention. In short, they got what they wanted out of it. It was just another attempt to trigger another dummy debate, and I knew it, but it irked me nonetheless.
It's preposterous to think that either John Fox or John Elway are so uncertain, so unsteady, so wavering, so swaying as to give up on a young QB after just one bad game. Nevertheless, this is how the media spun the story. It was just a naked attempt to sprinkle a little napalm on Tebow's followers and get them to respond to the show. This boosts the ratings. Ergo, I didn't comment.
I am very pleased that Tebow railgunned the Oakland Raiders yesterday. It hurt my prediction record, but I couldn't be happier about it. You know I hate the Raiders. You know I love Tebow. When Tebow railgunned the Raiders... well... let's just say that's one of the finest moments I've had during this otherwise bleak season.
Of course, we have to give Eddie Royal a lot of credit there also. He had the game winning return, after all. Tim gave Eddie the spotlight on Facebook just a little while ago, and he was right to do so.
I am fairly certain this is not the Broncos' final victory of the year. I look forward to several more, and I expect Tim Tebow to continue to show improvement throughout the course of this season.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
The Late 1990's Denver Broncos: The Water Boy Redux
It is now time to continue my synastry analysis of the greatest teams in NFL History. Let's continue with the Denver Broncos of 1997-1998.
- There are 12 signs in the Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
- It all starts with Aries at the Spring Equinox. It all ends with Pisces at the Spring Equinox.
- There are four elements in the Zodiac: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water.
- They follow precisely that sequence around the circular orbit: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water.
- The sequence of elements repeat themselves three times through the 12 signs.
- There are, therefore, three signs of each element.
- There are three Fire Signs: Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.
- There are three Earth Signs: Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.
- There are three Air Signs: Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius.
- There are three Water signs: Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.
- You are most compatible with members of your element. Fire is most compatible with Fire, Earth with Earth, etc.
- Your are highly compatible with members of your companion element. Earth and Water are companion elements. Fire and Air are companion elements.
- Some elements mix with difficulty. Fire and Earth can blend with some difficulty, making a hard ceramic. Air and Water can blend with difficulty, forming a bubbly foam.
- Allegedly, Earth is totally incompatible with Air, although you can't prove it using me as an example. Allegedly, Fire is totally incompatible with Water. I buy this doctrine.

Friday, May 20, 2011
Deep-offseason Incendiaries
Intro
It’s against my policy to comment on the NFL during a deep-offseason lockout. Still, the NFL Network managed to come up with an incendiary last night that will get me to break policy. If I didn’t know better, I would swear that the writers at the NFL Network crafted a flaming arrow specifically designed to flush me out.
Which Heisman winning QB will have the most wins in 2011?
So the question was put to us: Which Heisman winning QB will have the most wins in 2011?
- Tim Tebow
- Sam Bradford
- Carson Palmer
Early on, Sam Bradford was leading at 55% of the vote. By the end of the show, Tim Tebow had run away with it, leading by 88%. Carson Palmer had just 1% of the vote. This is all beautifully designed to trigger all kinds of controversy, especially with a guy like me.
Unfucking the question
First of all we to do quite a bit of straightening out before we can approach this question:
- Quarterbacks don’t win games. Teams do.
- Football isn’t fucking baseball. This is a team sport involving actual athletes.
- Carson Palmer has retired. How can you put him on the list?
- The question should be rephrased for accuracy: Who will win more games, the Rams or the Broncos? This is the correct way to state the question
4. The question should be rephrased for accuracy: Who will win more games, the Rams or the Broncos? This is the correct way to state the question
88% say the Broncos will win more games than the Rams
If so, this will be a solid step forward for the Broncos, and a significant step back for the Rams. The vote, in itself, is a hell of a referendum on Billy Devaney’s pathetic excuse for a draft. Believe me, if I happen to see that guy, I’m going to break his nose… and his legs.
You might argue that this vote is due to the greater popularity of the Broncos vs. the Rams with general public. You could argue that this vote is due to the greater popularity of Tim Tebow over Sam Bradford with the general public. You might argue that this vote came from impartial observers who simply feel that the Broncos have an easy schedule and the Rams have a tough schedule.
No matter how you slice it, Devaney did not develop much confidence in the general public with his most recent crappy draft. The public would not feel emboldened to make such a comment if we had had a good draft.
Stuck on the fence
Ordinarily, this is the sort of question I would not comment on. It’s sorta like asking Archie who is better: Peyton or Eli. As you all know, I have declared that Tim Tebow is the son I never had. I am still sore that my Rams passed on him. As you know, all Ram-fans have pretty well adopted Sam Bradford. This includes me.
The Rams are my 31-32 year obsession. The Broncos have long been a favorite of mine, but especially now that they have Tim Tebow. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t chose to comment on such a question.
Do I think it is possible for the Broncos to win more games than the Rams? Sure it’s possible. For the lack of one Mike Pouncey, Sam Bradford could get injured and miss most of the year. I would hate to see the outcome of that season. John Fox could do a stellar job of re-assembling that Bronco defense, and you might see them win 7 or 9 games this season.
Do I think any of these things are likely? Not likely, but not precisely remote possibilities either. The 2011 season could unfold this way.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Do you remember when the Browns traded Quinn for Hillis?

The prince is advised to commit all his atrocities upfront. The people will forgive him for the early bloodletting over rest of his long and peaceful reign. So said Machiavelli.
I told you the Redskins weren't taking a receiver
- Offensive line
- Quarterback
- Receivers
Saturday, January 1, 2011
How about that Tebow?

Overdue
I’ve been meaning to write this column for the better part of a week now, but it’s been a very busy time. I spent a good chunk of this holiday at home in Fresno California with the family, and my brother came down to L.A. to visit afterward. I didn’t want to do a half-ass job on this entry.
Tim had his first 300 yard game
For those who don’t know it, Tim Tebow just had his first 300 yard game against the Houston Texans. He shot 16/29 for 308 yards, with 1 touchdown and 1 interception. This yields him and NFL QB rating of 89.44, and an NCAA rating of 148.869. The formulas are different. He also ran 10 times for 27 yards and a touchdown. His long was 11 yards for the TD, so can see in the statistics that he was mostly running to avoid pressure. Most importantly, his offense put 24 points on the score board and won the game.
So Tim is back up to his old tricks again. For those who don’t know it, Tim had a career NCAA passer rating of 175. That roughly translates to an NFL rating of 122. You should note that no NFL QB has ever had a rating of 122 over 4 or even 3 seasons. Tim did precisely this against the finest SEC, Big East, Big-12 and Big-10 defenses in the country. He threw those passes against defenses loaded with Sunday talent. He did that on route to two NCAA championships and a Heisman trophy. His achievements as an NCAA passer cannot be denied.
Of course, I am biased. I have called Tim Tebow the son I never had. You know I love this kid. I temper those critiques with this point: There is a reason I adopted this kid. Getting your first victory and an 89.44 rating in just your second start is damn good for any QB. It took Sam until his 3rd start to get his first victory, and 7th start to get a passer rating over 89. Of course, Tim was going against the Texans’ defense, and he does have the NFL’s leading receiver to throw to.
Perplexed by the critics
I have to say, I continue to be perplexed by Tim Tebow’s doubters. For some utterly bizarre reason, they seem to think he can’t throw the football. I am absolutely sure I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about. I am fairly sure that you are looking at some other kid named Tim Tebow, not the Tim Tebow. I keep hearing these utterly bizarre conversations about some H-Back or Tightend that came out in last year’s draft. This absolute non-sense is baffling. I have no idea where this talk comes from.
To straighten out the confusion on this subject, you must begin with one iron-clad law: Quarterback evaluators don’t know what the hell they are talking about. They are ignorant as fuck, as a rule. I am not just speaking of Tebow’s case. I am speaking of all cases, period. If they knew what they were talking about 70% of all can’t-miss QBs selected in the first round wouldn’t go bust. As I stated so many times last year, the 70% bust rate among first-round QBs is iron-clad proof that NFL Quarterback evaluators don’t know what the hell they are talking about.
You must admit, you’re 70% rate of failure is an absolutely damning statistic. If a QB missed on 70% of his passes and lost 70% of his starts, he would be a shitty QB indeed. You need to entertain the possibility that you are all quite shitty at evaluating QB prospects.
Michael Lombardi quoted Bill Walsh many times during the last draft cycle. His favorite quote was this: Very few men are qualified to evaluate the QB position, and even fewer are qualified to coach the QB. I will translate that for you: “Mel Kiper Jr. of ESPN does not know what the hell he is talking about when he evaluates Tim Tebow.”
Lombardi is a very nice and diplomatic guy, and would never run the ragged edge of serrated knife through Kiper’s guts. I would, I have, and I will again. I rather enjoy it. I better cut Mel whilst I still can. He has vowed to retire soon due to the bust of Jimmy Clausen.
When you see Mel Kiper doing a QB evaluation, you must begin with the presupposition that he has a 70% chance of being wrong. You would also do well to presume that 70% of what he says is absolute bullshit. If you do not begin with these presuppositions, you are a fucking fool.
The Chargers are next
The Chargers are next. I live here in SoCal, and I hear quite a bit of Charger chat on the Radio. I can tell you that the Charger fans and the Charger coaching staff are concerned about this game. The fans don’t want to be embarrassed and neither Norv Turner no A.J. Smith want to end with a loss to the rudderless and ruined Broncos. Such a loss could be the last straw.
Most of the talk I hear is worried talk. The Chargers are worried about defending Tim Tebow. He does what Michael Vick does, and what Steve Young did. He takes the snap from shotgun and fades back to throw. You set yourself to defend the pass. He runs. Suddenly your defensive configuration is all wrong. This gives NFL DCs like Ron Rivera fits.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Have a look at Tim Tebow's natal chart

Thursday, May 20, 2010
So Tebow's biggest problem is that he is left handed, eh?
- Only 12 Southpaws have started 50 or more games in league history. This includes such illustrious names as Chris Simms, Michael Vick, Frankie Albert & Bobby Douglass.
- Only one Southpaw is scheduled to start in 2010: Matt Leinart.
- Only two Southpaws have won a Super Bowl: Stabler and Young.
- There are coaches and teams that aren't open to the prospect of going with a Southpaw. I'll bet that's my Rams.
- Many coaches don't think they can coach a lefty. There are certain challenges that coaches don't want to deal with. I'll bet that is Dick Curl.
- There are scouts who won't touch a lefty because OCs feel that a Southpaw could mess up their offense. I'll bet you anything that OC is Pat Shurmur.
- Then there is the flip-flop of blindside protectors. The ROT is the blindside protector if your QB is a Southpaw, not the LOT. Many OCs don't like that flip-flop at all.
- Southpaws have a huge advantage. They flip the entire defensive pressure scheme upside down. Most defenses have big trouble with this.
- Doing everything in reverse, and putting a reverse spin rotation on the ball does funny things to the minds of defensive backs. They read Southpaws more slowly. I believe there is a 12ms delay in the defense when they are forced to read a southpaw. This can make the difference between 18 inches of daylight, and a 1.5 yards of daylight.
- This Southpaw advantage has made modestly talented QBs such as Ken Stabler and Boomer Esiason very successful in the NFL.
- You never adapt a player to your offense.
- You always adapt your offense to your players.
- If you are a ridged system guy, you are no damn good to God or this country. We need to round you up, and shoot you down like a dog.
- If you are a coach who is unwilling to stretch a little to gain the Southpaw advantage for the team, you're a faggot, and we don't need you.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Are the Broncos for sale...?
Many have noted the problems and frustrations Bowlen has experienced since the end of the John Elway era. He is getting older, and the organization is in turmoil. It has been since Bowlen fired his best buddy Mike Shannahan, who just took the HC job in Washington.
If this is true, you can expect Kroenke to make a big move. He already owns the Avalanch and the Nuggets in Denver. He can buy the Broncos clear of the cross-ownership rules that plague him in St. Louis. He can obtain an NFL franchise in his preferred city.
Certainly, if there is any truth in this rumor, we can expect Stan to sell to Shahid. He will need to do so to raise capitol for his purchase of the Broncos. These rumors are coupled with strengthened reports that Khan is buying 100% of the Rams.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Don't trade for Brandon Marshall
Let squash this one with a simple principle from warfare and business: Never pay for anything you can get for free. Everyone is presuming that Denver still owns the rights to this 4th year player. That is only true if 2010 is going to be an uncapped year. This question is still uncertain. If we have a labor accord, and 2010 is not uncapped, Brandon Marshall can move as he pleases, provided they don't franchise him. Can you imagine how fucking stupid we will actually be and look if we deal Suh for a 1st and a guy we could have for free? What if we don't get a good contractual hold on him immediately? We would look about as stupid as Al Davis is about to look trading for Richard Seymour.
There may well be a series of late-preseason free agents because of a latter day labor accord. Wait and watch for this moment.
No my friends, you get Brandon Marshall in free agency by signing him to a good contract, or you don't get him at all. A trade involves massive risks that, from my viewpoint, are unnecessary. I'll chase Brandon Marshall all day long in free agency. I won't trade for him.
I understand Dave Krieger's desire to get something for Marshall rather than merely allowing him to walk away as a 100% loss to the Broncos. This is human nature. I just hope we aren't stupid enough be on the other end of that transaction. Given the highly tenuous legal hold the Broncos have on Brandon Marshall, they are really in no position to be talking trade deal with anyone regarding him. This is a sucker's trade. Don't be the sucker.
Friday, January 1, 2010
Memo to Devany: Make sure we sign Brandon Marshall
We can expect Marshall to make a play for Chicago. I am almost certain he wants to be reuinited with Jay Cutler. They were turning into a famous combo together. Nobody was more pissed about Jaygate than Marshall. During a teleconference interview with the NFL Network, Marshall was careful to make sure he was filmed in front of the painting of himself and Jay Cutler embracing after their first Pro touchdown together. That speaks volumes.
I know Chicago would love to have Brandon. I know Jay would love to get him back. I know it is a long-shot for the Rams to intercept this process successfully and get Marshall to come to a team with no established NFL quarterback. However, money talks. We should make Brandon a nice lucrative offer. If Chicago gets him, we should make it expensive as hell for them.
Personally, I can't think of a better security blanket for a rookie like Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy or Jevan Snead. Would you like to ease the passage of a young rookie QB into the NFL? Get him a killer reciever like Brandon Marshall.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Aaaah Bouyyyy Denver...
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Denver is the new Wallstreet. The Broncos the new AIG.
Jaygate: just what the fuck happened?
A few weeks ago, FAF (Free Agency Friday) hit, and the New England Patriots traded Matt Castle to the Kansas City Chiefs. Looked fine on paper. Then all of sudden there is all this gossip circulating around the league from sources inside the Vikings', Chiefs', and Lions' headquarters that the Broncos were shopping Jay Cutler around, trying to trade him out of the Conference and Division. Why? To acquire draft picks. Why? Some of these picks were to be used to acquire Matt Castle, formerly of New England. Some were to be used to rebuilt Denver's sagging defense.
The deal never happened. Why?
Rumor has it that the Broncos were demanding too much of the Lions, who would have loved to build around Culter. Both parties would have liked to do the trade. They just couldn't agree to terms. More specifically, the Broncos wanted both of the Lions' 1st round picks, but eventually fell back to the #1 pick overall, and the 2nd round pick. Neither package was acceptible to the Lions. They felt the first overall pick was more than sufficient gold to seal the deal. Denver did not feel the #1 pick in the draft was good enough for Cutler. Then the Patriots completed their trade with the Chiefs, terminating the affair.
When this deal fell through, the Broncos became increasingly desperate, contacting the Vikings first, and then the Chiefs. This is the first clear-cut sign that the organization knew it had fucked up, and the relationship with Cutler was compromised.
Then the leaks started to flow. Sources inside the Broncos organization--loyal to Cutler--told Jay that the organization had been shopping him around, and trying to acquire Matt Castle. Jay Cutler, known for his passionate temper, hit the fucking roof. Rumor has it that he and his agent had a number of red-hot phone conversations with Pat Bowlen & McDaniels.
This is where the fun begins. Bowlen & McDaniels denied everything. They claimed the Chiefs & Lions contacted them with offers, inquiring if Cutler would be available if the price is right. Bowlen & McDaniels insisted that they told all would-be-bidders to fuck off. Cutler was never on the market, period.
That would have been fine except for the fact that Vikings, Lions, Patriots and Chiefs all broke THE MAN CODE. They confirmed Denver's infidelity to Cutler. They each confirmed that they had been contacted by the Broncos FIRST. None of them ever expected Cutler to be on the block. The whole affair might have died with a well-placed lie. Alas, such was not to be. That was when Cutler really got pissed. First, Bowlen fires his coach and mentor Mike Shanahan, then McDaniels give him a vote of no-confidence by trying to deal him, then they both lie to his face and try to cover it up.
Jay is now declaring that his days in Denver are over. His relationship with the Broncos is irrepairably busted, and he wants to be traded.
So who is right in all this?
I think I speak for the majority of NFL fans--not Bronco fans--when I say that I am absolutely flabbergasted by what has happened in Denver lately. This is almost inconceivable. If a gypsy woman had stared into a Crystal Ball and prophesied this, I would have laughed like hell at her and declared her a fraud.
Let's start with the facts: The Broncos had Mike Shanahan a proven offensive genius who had led them to back-to-back Super Bowl victories. They had Jay Cutler, the man touted as the most promising young Quarterback in the league. He is already a Pro-Bowl QB. Just a little more proof, and everybody was prepared to accept Cutler as an elite NFL QB. The Broncos had the #2 ranked offense in the league by points. I can tell you that they had a smooth rhythm moving down the field which was a true pleasure to behold. They looked like an offensive Juggernaut coming to life last year. Cutler looked totally confident and in control almost all the time. Yes, he had a few bone headed plays, but didn't Bart Starr, Bradshaw and Montana have some stupid plays early in their careers also? Hell yes they did!
Then it kinda collapses. The Broncos don't make the playoffs. The next thing we know, Mike Shanahan has been fired. He has a teary news conference where he declares that Pat Bowlen is still his best friend. Jesus... Speaking as a Ram fan, I was utterly shocked. I wanted to sign Mike Shanahan immediately.
Then Bowlen announces that he has hired Josh McDaniels, OC of the Patriots. Jesus... You fired Mike Shanahan to sign this esquinkly little 32 year old shit with absolutely no credentials to his name? You want Josh McDaniels, not Mike Shanahan? SHIT! Speaking as a Ram fan, I was pretty fucking surprised. I was wondering what the hell was going on in Denver. I thought for sure Bowlen would select a defensive coordinator like Steve Spagnolo, now the chief of my team, to be their head coach. Maybe we screwed them. Maybe they screwed themselves. What ever the case, I was sure that the new administration would leave the offense alone and work exclusively on fixing the defense.
Now Pat Bowlen, one of the most respected owners in the league, nay one of the pillars of the league, allowed this no-name dude McDaniels to break the one working part of his football team? OMG WTF? Unbelievable...
The majority of Hall of Famers on the NFL Network are pretty horrified by these events. They can't believe Denver would give up on Cutler. They have no idea what the hell Bowlen & McDaniels were thinking. Everybody is scandalized.
What every happened to if ain't broke don't fix it?
I really feel bad for the people of Denver. The Broncos were on the rise. I was certain they would win the division and be a contender in 2009. I believe the Chargers are vulnerable, and there is nobody else in the West. Oh yeah... I forgot that the Raiders and Chiefs are there... but that is still nobody. Now McDaniels has done it. He has effectively wrecked the team. He has set them back 5 or 6 years. I think they are toast in 2009.
So how would I fix it?
There are only two courses of action if you are Bowlen:
- Complete a trade with Detroit for the #1 pick.
- Rollback all the changes made since the season ended.
If you take option #1, expect the Lions to hold you over a barrel. They know you are despirate now. By taking this option, you announce your only real hope is to acquire Matthew Stafford... and pray he is as good as Cutler... eventually. Detroit can stick a gun in your ribs and demand that you give them a sweetener. Maybe one of your two WR. That would hurt like hell.
How the hell can Bowlen execute option #2? It is very simple:
- Fire McDaniels
- Go on bended knee to Shanahan (who claims you and he are BFFLs) and ask him to return.
- Make him responsible for smoothing things over with Cutler
- Publicly announce that you fucked up, and are rolling back changes.
Speaking as a computer programmer, I can tell you that we do option #2. When we accidentally write bad stored procedure which garbles data and messes up the DB, we rollback. We put the old data back in place. We put the old code back in place. We clean up the mess. We have to publicly announce that we fucked up. We restore the system. It hurts. Nobody likes to fuck up. Nobody likes to eat crow. Nobody likes to clean up the mess. Yet this is the only way to keep the organization healthy and on track. We gotta fix it.
Both are very difficult paths to trek. I really pity Bowlen. Never give a young fucktard this much control again. That was a serious error. I think the people of Denver will cheer option #2. If you are headed in the wrong direction, turn around
