Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Upset Special of the Week: Panthers over Patriots

The Carolina Panthers will defeat the Patriots for the following reasons:
  1. The one-man turnover machine Del Homme has been benched with injuries
  2. There are divisions inside the Patriots locker room
  3. Tom Brady is not playing well.
  4. Tom Brady just got a new baby at home, ergo, he has not been sleeping well at all.
I am sure everybody in Bristol is calling me a heretic, an apostate and an antichrist. You wait and see, bitches.