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Monday, August 29, 2011

The Results of our Fantasy Football Draft


I got one nasty team, people. I didn't get the two QBs I was targeting, but I did just fine, thank you. I wanted Aaron Rodgers and Sam Bradford. As the draft unfolded, I nailed Drew Brees and Matt Ryan.

What a combo! You basically can't go wrong with those aces pulling the trigger. Now the burning questions is this: Which one do I start? Nice problem to have, aye?

I am loaded to the teeth with Wide Receivers. It's almost disgraceful how I cleaned out the Receiver corp. Consider the following list:
  1. Andre Johnson
  2. Julio Jones
  3. Miles Austin
  4. Donald Driver
  5. Greg Little
  6. Leonard Hankerson
You will notice I nailed all three of the rookie receivers I wanted my Rams to draft. I was pissed... I am still pissed about the way the Rams draft turned out. I would have selected A.J. Green, but the Bengals are so deep in the shit-house that you just can't expect the young lion to have a great rookie year. Hopefully, his second year will be a good one.

At the TE position, I nailed Rob Gronkowski and Brandon Pettigrew. I got Jahvid Best, Mark Ingram, and Ronnie Brown for my running backs. I got Adam Vinatieri as my kicker.

The Packers will be providing my starting defense, however, I did draft the Rams defense as my backup defense.

I really need to acquire a kicker for the by week, when Adam is off. I should have gotten a second kicker.



Round: 1
(1) Team Ortiz - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Team Graham - Michael Vick QB
(3) Team Alexander - Jamaal Charles RB
(4) Team Hawkins - Arian Foster RB
(5) Team Rolling Thunder - Chris Johnson RB
(6) Team s - Ray Rice RB
(7) Team Kurylo - Michael Turner RB
(8) Market Garden - Aaron Rodgers QB
(9) Reedley Simart Ghai - Lions D/ST D/ST
(10) Team Augies Swag - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(11) Team TD's and Beer - LeSean McCoy RB
** (12) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Andre Johnson WR

Round: 2
** (13) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Drew Brees QB
(14) Team TD's and Beer - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(15) Team Augies Swag - Tom Brady QB
(16) Reedley Simart Ghai - Marion Barber RB
(17) Market Garden - Antonio Gates TE
(18) Team Kurylo - Steven Jackson RB
(19) Team s - Roddy White WR
(20) Team Rolling Thunder - Philip Rivers QB
(21) Team Hawkins - Greg Jennings WR
(22) Team Alexander - Darren McFadden RB
(23) Team Graham - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(24) Team Ortiz - Calvin Johnson WR

Round: 3
(25) Team Ortiz - Vincent Jackson WR
(26) Team Graham - Frank Gore RB
(27) Team Alexander - Tony Romo QB
(28) Team Hawkins - Matt Forte RB
(29) Team Rolling Thunder - Dallas Clark TE
(30) Team s - Hakeem Nicks WR
(31) Team Kurylo - Matthew Stafford QB
(32) Market Garden - Peyton Hillis RB
(33) Reedley Simart Ghai - Falcons D/ST D/ST
(34) Team Augies Swag - Mike Wallace WR
(35) Team TD's and Beer - Jason Witten TE
** (36) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Miles Austin WR

Round: 4
** (37) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Jahvid Best RB
(38) Team TD's and Beer - DeAngelo Williams RB
(39) Team Augies Swag - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(40) Reedley Simart Ghai - Bears D/ST D/ST
(41) Market Garden - DeSean Jackson WR
(42) Team Kurylo - Eagles D/ST D/ST
(43) Team s - Reggie Wayne WR
(44) Team Rolling Thunder - Jeremy Shockey TE
(45) Team Hawkins - Peyton Manning QB
(46) Team Alexander - Dwayne Bowe WR
(47) Team Graham - Jonathan Stewart RB
(48) Team Ortiz - Matt Schaub QB

Round: 5
(49) Team Ortiz - Mike Williams WR
(50) Team Graham - Reggie Bush RB
(51) Team Alexander - Dez Bryant WR
(52) Team Hawkins - Knowshon Moreno RB
(53) Team Rolling Thunder - Chester Taylor RB
(54) Team s - LeGarrette Blount RB
(55) Team Kurylo - Marques Colston WR
(56) Market Garden - Felix Jones RB
(57) Reedley Simart Ghai - Adrian Peterson RB
(58) Team Augies Swag - Jermichael Finley TE
(59) Team TD's and Beer - Brandon Lloyd WR
** (60) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Packers D/ST D/ST

Round: 6
** (61) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Mark Ingram RB
(62) Team TD's and Beer - Jeremy Maclin WR
(63) Team Augies Swag - Santonio Holmes WR
(64) Reedley Simart Ghai - Anthony Gonzalez WR
(65) Market Garden - Kenny Britt WR
(66) Team Kurylo - Vernon Davis TE
(67) Team s - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(68) Team Rolling Thunder - Matt Bryant K
(69) Team Hawkins - Steve Johnson WR
(70) Team Alexander - Ryan Grant RB
(71) Team Graham - Wes Welker WR
(72) Team Ortiz - Owen Daniels TE

Round: 7
(73) Team Ortiz - Beanie Wells RB
(74) Team Graham - Daniel Thomas RB
(75) Team Alexander - Steelers D/ST D/ST
(76) Team Hawkins - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(77) Team Rolling Thunder - Eli Manning QB
(78) Team s - Percy Harvin WR
(79) Team Kurylo - Nate Burleson WR
(80) Market Garden - Jets D/ST D/ST
(81) Reedley Simart Ghai - Brett Swenson K
(82) Team Augies Swag - Shonn Greene RB
(83) Team TD's and Beer - Mario Manningham WR
** (84) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Julio Jones WR

Round: 8
** (85) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Matt Ryan QB
(86) Team TD's and Beer - Josh Freeman QB
(87) Team Augies Swag - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(88) Reedley Simart Ghai - Thomas Jones RB
(89) Market Garden - Fred Jackson RB
(90) Team Kurylo - Jason Hanson K
(91) Team s - Ryan Mathews RB
(92) Team Rolling Thunder - Randy Moss WR
(93) Team Hawkins - Cedric Benson RB
(94) Team Alexander - Brent Celek TE
(95) Team Graham - Nate Kaeding K
(96) Team Ortiz - Anquan Boldin WR

Round: 9
(97) Team Ortiz - Sam Bradford QB
(98) Team Graham - Kellen Winslow TE
(99) Team Alexander - Matt Cassel QB
(100) Team Hawkins - Brandon Marshall WR
(101) Team Rolling Thunder - Jay Cutler QB
(102) Team s - Austin Collie WR
(103) Team Kurylo - Chad Ochocinco WR
(104) Market Garden - Malcom Floyd WR
(105) Reedley Simart Ghai - Ryan Succop K
(106) Team Augies Swag - Mike Tolbert RB
(107) Team TD's and Beer - Danny Amendola WR
** (108) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Rob Gronkowski TE

Round: 10
** (109) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Brandon Pettigrew TE
(110) Team TD's and Beer - Plaxico Burress WR
(111) Team Augies Swag - Sidney Rice WR
(112) Reedley Simart Ghai - Aaron Hernandez TE
(113) Market Garden - Marshawn Lynch RB
(114) Team Kurylo - Colt McCoy QB
(115) Team s - Pierre Garcon WR
(116) Team Rolling Thunder - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(117) Team Hawkins - Marcedes Lewis TE
(118) Team Alexander - Joe Flacco QB
(119) Team Graham - Jimmy Graham TE
(120) Team Ortiz - Dolphins D/ST D/ST

Round: 11
(121) Team Ortiz - Josh Brown K
(122) Team Graham - Cam Newton QB
(123) Team Alexander - Kevin Kolb QB
(124) Team Hawkins - James Starks RB
(125) Team Rolling Thunder - Desmond Clark TE
(126) Team s - Pierre Thomas RB
(127) Team Kurylo - Tony Gonzalez TE
(128) Market Garden - Steve Smith WR
(129) Reedley Simart Ghai - Greg Olsen TE
(130) Team Augies Swag - A.J. Green WR
(131) Team TD's and Beer - Mark Sanchez QB
** (132) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Ronnie Brown RB

Round: 12
** (133) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Adam Vinatieri K
(134) Team TD's and Beer - Saints D/ST D/ST
(135) Team Augies Swag - Kyle Orton QB
(136) Reedley Simart Ghai - Bernard Berrian WR
(137) Market Garden - Joseph Addai RB
(138) Team Kurylo - Brandon Jacobs RB
(139) Team s - Santana Moss WR
(140) Team Rolling Thunder - Tim Hightower RB
(141) Team Hawkins - Johnny Knox WR
(142) Team Alexander - Neil Rackers K
(143) Team Graham - Michael Bush RB
(144) Team Ortiz - Jacoby Ford WR

Round: 13
(145) Team Ortiz - Zach Miller TE
(146) Team Graham - Roy Williams WR
(147) Team Alexander - Willis McGahee RB
(148) Team Hawkins - C.J. Spiller RB
(149) Team Rolling Thunder - Mike Thomas WR
(150) Team s - Lance Moore WR
(151) Team Kurylo - Chargers D/ST D/ST
(152) Market Garden - Robert Meachem WR
(153) Reedley Simart Ghai - Jordy Nelson WR
(154) Team Augies Swag - Stephen Gostkowski K
(155) Team TD's and Beer - Baron Batch RB
** (156) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Greg Little WR

Round: 14
** (157) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Leonard Hankerson WR
(158) Team TD's and Beer - Cowboys D/ST D/ST
(159) Team Augies Swag - Giants D/ST D/ST
(160) Reedley Simart Ghai - Jerome Harrison RB
(161) Market Garden - Donovan McNabb QB
(162) Team Kurylo - Mike Sims-Walker WR
(163) Team s - Rob Bironas K
(164) Team Rolling Thunder - Ryan Torain RB
(165) Team Hawkins - Braylon Edwards WR
(166) Team Alexander - Steve Smith WR
(167) Team Graham - LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(168) Team Ortiz - Danny Woodhead RB

Round: 15
(169) Team Ortiz - Denarius Moore WR
(170) Team Graham - James Jones WR
(171) Team Alexander - Darren Sproles RB
(172) Team Hawkins - Garrett Hartley K
(173) Team Rolling Thunder - Ricky Williams RB
(174) Team s - Dustin Keller TE
(175) Team Kurylo - Jerome Simpson WR
(176) Market Garden - Chris Cooley TE
(177) Reedley Simart Ghai - David Garrard QB
(178) Team Augies Swag - Todd Heap TE
(179) Team TD's and Beer - Robert Agnone TE
** (180) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Donald Driver WR

Round: 16
** (181) Woodsman Sexy Cocks - Rams D/ST D/ST
(182) Team TD's and Beer - David Akers K
(183) Team Augies Swag - Lee Evans WR
(184) Reedley Simart Ghai - Michael Crabtree WR
(185) Market Garden - Billy Cundiff K
(186) Team Kurylo - Jason Snelling RB
(187) Team s - Chiefs D/ST D/ST
(188) Team Rolling Thunder - Mike Williams WR
(189) Team Hawkins - Raiders D/ST D/ST
(190) Team Alexander - Tony Moeaki TE
(191) Team Graham - 49ers D/ST D/ST
(192) Team Ortiz - Taiwan Jones RB

The Sexy Bastards


So I have decided to play fantasy football this season. That is a first. My team's name is the Sexy Bastards. This is in honor of the fact that I am now officially recognized as the sexiest bastard in the company.

I have posted my teams logo, mascot, and top cheerleader right here for all you to see. As you can see, she fits the team's image perfectly.

Our draft takes place at 8:00pm, or in about 2:15. I will let you know who I draft.

Everyone says take a running back in the first round, and a QB in the second. We shall see.