Wednesday, March 10, 2010

OH! So now McNabb is going to the Seahawks, aye!

So, in the immediate aftermath of their loss to the Saints, the Vikings were purportedly hot to make a deal for Donovan McNabb. The rumor mill got tired of that one fairly quickly, so then they said that McNabb was going to the Rams "as early as Friday". That was last Friday, and Donovan McNabb never set foot in St. Louis. So now the rumor mill has it that Donovan McNabb is going to Seattle! Now how about that one? Ain't that a good one?

You know how false prophets are always saying that the end of the world will occur in... Name your date. They keep doing that, they keep expecting to be right some day, and they continue to be wrong. So it is with the endless Donovan McNabb trade rumors during each off season for the last slew of years. I never gave damn, and never believed any of them. They got my dander up when they started to mention my Rams in connection with these endless bullshit rumors.

I want all of your sports press guys to understand one thing: You street cred is below 0.000 right now. We don't believe a fucking word you say. I believe that you are a bunch of forked tonged lying assholes. We believe that you are absolutely full of shit regarding the future of Donovan McNabb.

One other thing: I'm laughing like hell at you. That includes you Jason LaCanfora You monkeys are funnier than Chris Berman picking the 49ers vs Bills 9 consecutive years in a row. He went 0-9 in that prediction series. You guys are about 0 for 10,000 on the McNabb trade front.