Are you excited about this Super Bowl match-up? If so, your from Boston or New York. That's all. Only this and nothing more. There is nothing here for a West Coast guy in Los Angeles to be interested in.
Couldn't be worse if you ask me. This exactly the match up we didn't need to see. This is the worst of all possible combo scenarios given our four contestants. Now we have to listen to endless bullshit about Bellichick getting a shot at redeeming his erstwhile undefeated season. We have to listen to endless bullshit about the Giants proving that SB42 wasn't a fluke event.
In short, it is going to be absolutely horrendous 14 day period until we can get this goddamn fucking sonofabitch bastard whore season over with. The NFL Network's viewership is going down by one DVR count. ESPN's viewership is going down by one count. I won't be tuning in for any of this.
I'm watching the FoodNetwork, BioHD, and ScienceHD.
I don't need to listen to any of this hype. I am not interested in the narrative you are about to weave. I do not need to listen Boston yelling at New York and New York yelling back again. It's an All-East-Coast food-fight just made perfect for goddamn fucking ESPN.
To all of the Sports Writers of America: The Super Bowl narrative you are about to weave absolutely sucks. I'm talking about a raw-red stinker of a lousy sports story. Fuck you in the ass... twice... hard... with no lube!
I just might skip the Super Bowl this year. The last time I did that, it was Super Bowl XXIV. That was a good one to skip, by the way. Horrible game. Worst ever.
All I can say is this: The Giants better win this game. You know you will never hear the end of the fluke talk if you don't. If you double-down and jam the Patriots a second time, it will be quite glorious. You will be able to give Boston the finger forever more.
I have to say, it was an utterly disgraceful win the Patriots got away with. You know the story. Everybody has reported on it. If Lee Evans doesn't drop the game winning touchdown pass, the Ravens go to the Super Bowl. If Billy Cundiff doesn't follow that immediately with a shanked field goal, we go into overtime. What a disgraceful and ignominious way to back-door your way into the Super Bowl. This is highly characteristic of Bellichick.
This wasn't Joseph's fault folks. He played well enough to win. He didn't lose this battle for you.