So I mentioned that my brother's band has a new music video out. They debuted this video on Friday night, and I was there for the event. A lot of the folks who made the video were present in the venue for the event.
The band is never seen at any point during the video. It mostly features a very good looking woman in variety of ladies undies. That's always fun. It also features a dude she is attempting to woo.
Some very homosexual guys in the band wasted a lot of time after the video, praising how handsome the guy was. I was offended on multiple levels. First, you never talk about the goddamn guy in the video. Second, I am obviously 10,000 times hotter than this poor bastard. He is unworthy of the honor of smelling my farts.
The girl was present at the show, and she was nearby as I conversed with my brother and several members of the band after the show. She looked very unhappy. That's because she wanted to be with me. It's perfectly understandable, really. I can't totally understand her despair. She's on my radar. I'm considering asking for an introduction.