Friday, February 26, 2010

So John Clayton says we're taking Sam Bradford based on financial considerations, aye?

John Clayton just pissed me off a few moments ago. I usually don't blog this early in the morning, but I am going to have to get this load off my chest quickly this morning.

Clayton says financial considerations will supersede tallent evaluations in this 2010 NFL Draft. His argument goes like the following:
  1. The top pick in the 2010 draft will likely haul down a contract worth $12 million per year
  2. Defensive linemen in the NFL don't make $12 million per year.
  3. Applying the franchise tag to a defensive lineman usually costs $7 million
  4. Ergo the Rams will have to overspend on Ndamukong Suh by some $5 million
  5. Defensive linemen don't make that large of an impact on your winning percentage
  6. The Rams can draft Suh and finish with 3 victories next season.
  7. Ergo there is not much impact on wins and losses from overspending by $5 million to get Ndamukong Suh.
  8. The correct idea is draft Bradford.
  9. $12 million can be justified for a QB.
  10. A QB will impact the Rams' wins and losses more than a DT.
Ah bouy... so many logical fallacies... so little time... where do I begin? John Clayton's argument is predicated on a very large number of logical fallacies. These will be his undoing. Let us take this bastard's argument one step at a time.
  1. We have established that selecting a QB in the first round is a very high risk proposition
  2. You have a 66% chance of going bust when you select a QB in the first round
  3. Selecting a QB at the top of round 1 is an even lower percentage situation.
  4. The only time it ever really worked out was Troy Aikman; with respect also given to Peyton Manning.
  5. We have established that this is a poor quarterback year.
  6. We have established that the Rams have a dogshit offensive line. The Rams cannot protect him, period.
  7. We have established that the Rams have a poor crop of Wide Receivers. Bradford will have no one to throw too.
  8. We have established that Sam Bradford is a gracile and fragile QB. He is coming off of shoulder surgery on his passing arm. He does not take a hit well
Ergo sum, John Clayton's argument is absolute bullshit.
  1. The Rams cannot play Sam Bradford 2010
  2. If they do, the Rams' OL will get him killed
  3. Bradford will become a legendary bust in NFL history, rather than what he should become: A franchise QB.
  4. We will not get $12 million worth of impact out of drafting Sam Bradford
  5. He will not have that big of an impact on our winning percentage.
  6. We should not intentionally ruin Sam Bradford's career with malice of forethought.
  7. We should not intentionally waste our absolute #1 pick, foreseeing that it cannot workout.
  8. Suh is the correct pick
  9. Negotiate a cheaper deal with Suh.
It is absolutely shocking to me that John Clayton is so foolish to presume that you simply take a QB and it works out. We all know that this is a very high risk proposition. Is $12 m for a higher risk a better proposition that $12 m for a much lower risk?

Frankly, I am really getting sick and tired and pissed off because all of these so-called experts continue to try to misdirect my Rams towards a high-draft QB in a bad QB year. This is absolute stupidity of the highest order. I understand that the IQ of a lot of these experts is around 70-80 and they scored 6-9 points on their Wonderlic tests. Still, you aught to know better. Shame on you you fucktards.

Incidentally, you can read his bullshit here: