Monday, September 7, 2009

On question of the Patriots in 2009

Some wags out there are declaring that Miami is vulnerable. They say 5 or 6 teams that made the playoffs each last season don't make it to the playoffs in the next season. This has been the statistical fact for the past 10-12 years. Welcome to free agency. See the effect of broken continuity. So according to the wags, Miami is supposed to be one of those 5 or 6 teams watching the playoffs on HDTV in 2009.

Why? Because Tom Brady is healthy again, that's why! You can just pencil the Patriots in for another Lombardi trophy in 2009 now. It's a done deal. This means Miami is finished

You better reevaluate that statement. It never ceases to amaze me that the media continues to treat the Patriots as if they are the reigning 3-pete Super Bowl champions, fresh off another Super Bowl victory. Folks, they lost the fucking Super Bowl in 2007. Stop counting that as an undefeated Super Bowl championship year. They did not make the playoffs in 2008. They watched the Steelers win the Super Bowl on HDTV. Now shove that fact up your ass and smoke it.

It is amazing to me that the East Coast media has been talking shit about the Patriots going undefeated and winning Super Bowl again ever since the Comish handed the Lombardi Trophy to the New York Giants. Have you forgotten that Patriots have not won a Super Bowl since 2004? It has been 5 years since their last title.

Why the fuck do you keep doing that? Can you not see the plain fact that you are entirely fucked up on this subject? The facts are loud and clear and plain. Are you using a lot of brain damaging drugs? Is this the result of an acid trip to Woodstock on the Yellow Submarine with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?

It is more likely that the NFL has a marketing department. This marketing department does marketing. They market around the so-called Superstars of NFL football. Tom Brady is allegedly one of the greatest of these fellows. Therefore, a strong corporate policy has been set in stone by the marketing department. The return of Brady is one of the Hype lines of the 2009 season. Ergo, you do not speak out against the hype line. Do not speak factually about the Patriots

I am not part of the Corporation. I am not bound by access rules or rules of engagement. I can say what I think. I want to set the record straight.

  1. TOM BRADY IS NOT HEALTH. Your assertions fail. He still has a wounded knee in rehab. He is nowhere near his form 2007.
  2. Teddy Bruschi has retired.
  3. Rodney Harrison has retired
  4. Richard Seymore has been shipped to the Raiders.
  5. Mike Vrable has been shipped to the Kansas City Chiefs.
  6. Junior Seau is gone.
  7. Ellis Hobbs was shipped to the Eagles.
Dude, I can go on. The fact of the matter is that the Patriot defense is non-opperational and non-mission capable in 2009. Do you want proof? How about the fact that David Carr led the Giants to a 21-0 lead in the first 9 minutes of play against the Patriots 1st string defense. This was just a day or so ago. It was a massacre in the 1st quarter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! I know the Patriots came back to win that game. That only means that the Patriot scrubs beat the Giant scrubes. The Giant starters (except Eli) handed your asses to you on a platter and the platter was bent.

Miami repeats as division champions with style. The Jets come in #2 and make the playoffs. New England is at home for the second straight year watching somebody else win the Super Bowl.