My apple pie theory has been confirmed.

I promised to report back to you with results of the Poppy Seed crust. It worked. I completed a 30 minute burner workout on the bike, and had a pretty good sized ache and pain in my left hip and knee. I ate a nice sized slice of my pie. Now I don't have any pain in my hip and knee. The Mu receptors have been blocked. Right now I am pain free. I was a bit spacey there for a minute. I am sure that was the accelerated dose dump.

Bow down to me, Alton. You have met a worthy chemical opponent.