I couldn't stop at just 37. I came up with a list of 45 name. I could have produced more. Here is a short list of women who I would put on the list. Only a few are my arbitrary choices. Most should be selected by any reasonable man. You may consider a few too personal or bizarre, but most are generally reasonable.
Well wait no longer. Here is the list, as sorted by Sirius 1.1's synastry engine.
Rank
|
Name
|
Element
|
Sign
|
Birthday
|
MyScore
|
1
|
Lacie Oakley
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/12/1986
|
521
|
2
|
Jennifer Morrison
|
Fire
|
Aries
|
4/12/1979
|
520
|
3
|
Audra Lynn
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/31/1980
|
447
|
4
|
Leilani Dowding
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/30/1980
|
432
|
5
|
Giulia Bertini
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/15/1992
|
409
|
6
|
Nigella Lawson
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/6/1970
|
370
|
7
|
Kelly Clarkson
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/24/1982
|
366
|
8
|
Lauren Bacall
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/16/1924
|
361
|
9
|
Brittany Snow
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/9/1986
|
359
|
10
|
Evan Rachel Wood
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/7/1987
|
331
|
11
|
Lexi Bell
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/5/1987
|
318
|
12
|
Jennifer Love Hewitt
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/21/1979
|
302
|
13
|
Gemma Arterton
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/12/1986
|
275
|
14
|
Shania Twain
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
8/28/1965
|
269
|
15
|
Genesis Rodriguez
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
7/29/1987
|
260
|
16
|
Ashley Greene
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/21/1987
|
242
|
17
|
Kristen Bell
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/18/1980
|
239
|
18
|
Abbie Cornish
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/7/1982
|
228
|
19
|
Dev
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/2/1989
|
219
|
20
|
Emmanuelle Vaugier
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/23/1976
|
216
|
21
|
Nelly Furtado
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/2/1978
|
213
|
22
|
Teresa Palmer
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/26/1986
|
206
|
23
|
Erica Cerra
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
10/31/1979
|
206
|
24
|
Jessica Simpson
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/10/1980
|
190
|
25
|
Eva Green
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/5/1980
|
186
|
26
|
Rachel Nichols
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/8/1980
|
185
|
27
|
Paz Vega
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/2/1976
|
179
|
28
|
Estella Warren
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
12/23/1970
|
153
|
29
|
Gong Li
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
12/31/1965
|
135
|
30
|
Dakota Fanning
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/23/1994
|
133
|
31
|
Kristin Cavallari
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/5/1987
|
101
|
32
|
Julianne Hough
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/20/1988
|
92
|
33
|
Serinda Swan
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/11/1984
|
89
|
34
|
Adrianne Palicki
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/6/1983
|
78
|
35
|
Karolina Kurkova
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/28/1984
|
69
|
36
|
Alice Eve
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
2/6/1982
|
48
|
37
|
Leonor Varela
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
12/29/1972
|
48
|
38
|
Diane Kruger
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/15/1976
|
29
|
39
|
Aishwarya Rai
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/1/1973
|
26
|
40
|
Jessica Lowndes
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/8/1988
|
18
|
41
|
Erin Cummings
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/19/1977
|
16
|
42
|
Linda Evangelista
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/10/1965
|
15
|
43
|
Audrina Patridge
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/9/1985
|
12
|
44
|
Rachel Roxx
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/2/1983
|
8
|
45
|
Heather Graham
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/29/1970
|
0
|
Just what is the composition of this list? I am glad you asked. Here it is in a nice breakdown for you.
Fire
|
5
|
Aries
|
1
|
Leo
|
3
|
Sagittarius
|
1
|
Earth
|
16
|
Taurus
|
4
|
Virgo
|
3
|
Capricorn
|
9
|
Air
|
4
|
Gemini
|
0
|
Libra
|
0
|
Aquarius
|
4
|
Water
|
20
|
Cancer
|
9
|
Scorpio
|
3
|
Pisces
|
8
|
Amazingly enough, Cancer and Capricorn tie for the #1 spot, each with 9 additions. Surprisingly, Pisces comes in 3rd place with 8. Taurus and Aquarius tie for #4 with four delegates each. Gemini and Libra get shutout. I could have picked a few Libras. I was just lazy about it.
I threw this list past my buddy Colin, and only three names drew objections. Those three names were Lacie Oakly {who the hell is she?}, Kelly Clarkson {say whaaaa?} and Lauren Bacall {isn't she like 83 or something?}. Actually, she's 87, but she is more goddess than woman, so I put her on the list.
One interesting fact for you. Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall have often been voted the all-time greatest romance in the history of Hollywood. They have very good synastry according to Kepler and Sirius. Better still according to Janus 4.3. Still, for romance and sexual attraction, Boggie only scores 166 points versus Lauren. According to Sirius 1.1, I score 361 points versus Lauren. I outscore Humphrey by 195 points. I more than doubled him. That is a royal ass-whuppin'!
Colin was incredulous when I showed him these scores. Hey, who knows! She's 87 years old now. If a dapper 45 year old guy in peak-condition entered her life {especially this Egg McMuffin of drip-sexiness}, who happens to think she is more goddess than woman... I could really blow her brains out. It's authentic too! I think she's awesome.
Continuing in reverse order, Kelly Clarkson happens to be Top-Taurus, from my point of view. She was born on the highest synastry date {versus my birthday} of any possible Taurus woman in my lifetime. Whilst I am not inflamed with lust for her, I have always enjoyed the hell out of her music. I hold open the possibility that she could convince me of a whole lot more, if I ever met her. As you can see, her score is 366 points. Incredible... she outscores Lauren Bacall... Difficult to believe.
Lacie Oakley is a special case. She is an unknown techie in Hollywood who happens to have an entry on IMDB.com. What makes her special is the fact that she was born on the magic Pisces date of 3/12/1986. This is the highest of all possible synastry dates versus my birthday. This means she could be the theoretically perfect Pisces female I have code-named La-La. To-date, she is only one of three examples of this Pisces female I know of. She is the only American, and she is the only one living near-by {Burbank}.
In case you're listening, Lacie, the computer says that you and I just might be a case for the ages. A case that could re-write the record books and set the benchmark for all generations to come. Our scores are utterly absurd across the board; numbers so high it is preposterous. If you are interested in giving it a try, I am very interested in giving it a try.
