I felt that this would be a very good vehicle or instrument for a series on my very favorite topic of discussion: Synastry. What makes somebody attractive to you and not me? What makes girl A far more attractive than girl B? Why does she like you and you are not so crazy about her? Why are you both crazy about each other? Why do I want to bury that one in the middle of the Nevada desert?
Is this not the greatest mystery in life? Is this not the key to unlocking every mystery about human relations? Is this not the greatest question we face in day to day life? How will I get along with this one? Will it always be automatically easy and without effort? Will it always be impossible no matter how hard we both try?
The AskMen.com Top 99 is good conversation starter on this subject. It is a good jumping-off point for discussion of this mighty topic.
In chapter 1 I am going to show you Top 99 list, in it's original order, as they ranked these 99 women. It is a count down order, from 99 down to 1. I've added a few columns to the list. The first determines whether I would even place the woman on the list or not. "OUT" indicates that would eject this woman from the list. Element denotes the astrological element of her Sun sign, e.g. Fire, Earth, Air, Water. Sign indicates her Sun sign. Birthday is just what it says it is.
MyScore is my romance score versus this female as computed by the synastry engine in Sirius 1.1.
Have a look ladies and gents. It should be noted that the AskMen.com crew are extremely fire-biased. 31 Fire women made the list. Earth, Air and Water each had 22 delegates. One female could not be determined. One reference was a joke by the editors.
|
Rank
|
Name
|
In/Out
|
Element
|
Sign
|
Birthday
|
MyScore
|
|
99
|
PAZ DE LA HUERTA
|
Out
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/3/1984
|
45
|
|
98
|
PIPPA MIDDLETON
|
Out
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/6/1983
|
19
|
|
97
|
TINA FEY
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/18/1970
|
115
|
|
96
|
MEGAN FOX
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/16/1986
|
91
|
|
95
|
LANA DEL REY
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/21/1986
|
225
|
|
94
|
ELIZABETH OLSEN
|
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
2/16/1989
|
25
|
|
93
|
JENNIFER LOPEZ
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
7/24/1969
|
180
|
|
92
|
ADELE
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/5/1988
|
51
|
|
91
|
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/11/1981
|
161
|
|
90
|
BERENICE MARLOHE
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/19/1979
|
76
|
|
89
|
LAKE BELL
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
3/24/1979
|
127
|
|
88
|
EMILIA CLARKE
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
87
|
MADALINA GHENEA
|
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/8/1988
|
0
|
|
86
|
JESSICA CHASTAIN
|
|
Fire
|
Aries
|
3/29/1981
|
124
|
|
85
|
MARIA MENOUNOS
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/8/1978
|
115
|
|
84
|
CAMILLA BELLE
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/2/1986
|
132
|
|
83
|
ZOE SALDANA
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/19/1978
|
147
|
|
82
|
SUNNY LEONE
|
Out
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/13/1981
|
89
|
|
81
|
ELSA PATAKY
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/18/1976
|
164
|
|
80
|
DEMI MOORE
|
Out
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/11/1962
|
132
|
|
79
|
CAROLINE WOZNIACKI
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/11/1990
|
102
|
|
78
|
ROSE BYRNE
|
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
7/24/1979
|
138
|
|
77
|
ZOE KRAVITZ
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/1/19880
|
5
|
|
76
|
KATE MOSS
|
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/16/1974
|
58
|
|
75
|
OLGA FONDA
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/1/1982
|
56
|
|
74
|
KREAYSHAWN
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
9/24/1989
|
8
|
|
73
|
LILY ALDRIDGE
|
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/15/1985
|
37
|
|
72
|
CHANEL IMAN
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/1/1990
|
173
|
|
71
|
ADRIANA LIMA
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/12/1981
|
80
|
|
70
|
PRIYANKA CHOPRA
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/18/1982
|
130
|
|
69
|
CHERYL COLE
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/30/1983
|
22
|
|
68
|
ARIANNY CELESTE
|
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/12/1985
|
64
|
|
67
|
IRINA SHAYK
|
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/6/1986
|
105
|
|
66
|
AUBREY PLAZA
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/26/1984
|
47
|
|
65
|
OLIVIA MUNN
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/3/1980
|
190
|
|
64
|
LERYN FRANCO
|
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/1/1982
|
59
|
|
63
|
MICHELLE WILLIAMS
|
Out
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/9/1980
|
171
|
|
62
|
THE DAILY GIRLS
|
Out
|
|
|
|
|
|
61
|
TAMARA ECCLESTONE
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/28/1984
|
36
|
|
60
|
TAYLOR SWIFT
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/13/1989
|
165
|
|
59
|
ANAIS MALI
|
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/22/1991
|
67
|
|
58
|
FREIDA PINTO
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/18/1984
|
141
|
|
57
|
GEORGIA JAGGER
|
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/12/1992
|
314
|
|
56
|
MARISA MILLER
|
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/6/1978
|
0
|
|
55
|
CHRISTINA RICCI
|
Out
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/12/1980
|
181
|
|
54
|
EVA MENDES
|
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/5/1974
|
73
|
|
53
|
GISELE BUNDCHEN
|
Out
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/20/1980
|
242
|
|
52
|
JORDANA BREWSTER
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/26/1980
|
224
|
|
51
|
BAR REFAELI
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/4/1985
|
4
|
|
50
|
CAREY MULLIGAN
|
Out
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
5/28/1985
|
50
|
|
49
|
PENELOPE CRUZ
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/28/1974
|
141
|
|
48
|
CANDACE BAILEY
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
5/20/1982
|
68
|
|
47
|
JENNIFER LAWRENCE
|
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/15/1990
|
200
|
|
46
|
NICOLE SCHERZINGER
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/29/1978
|
98
|
|
45
|
STACY KEIBLER
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/14/1979
|
117
|
|
44
|
KRYSTEN RITTER
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/16/1981
|
158
|
|
43
|
LIU WEN
|
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/27/1988
|
20
|
|
42
|
ALYSON HANNIGAN
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
3/24/1974
|
62
|
|
41
|
AMANDA SEYFRIED
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/3/1985
|
178
|
|
40
|
BRITTNEY PALMER
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/24/1987
|
99
|
|
39
|
BEYONCE
|
Out
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
9/4/1981
|
98
|
|
38
|
SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
3/26/1984
|
135
|
|
37
|
ANNE HATHAWAY
|
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/12/1982
|
213
|
|
36
|
KRISTEN WIIG
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/22/1973
|
73
|
|
35
|
AMBER HEARD
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/22/1986
|
130
|
|
34
|
JESSICA GOMES
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
9/25/1985
|
10
|
|
33
|
BROOKLYN DECKER
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/12/1987
|
203
|
|
32
|
BLAKE LIVELY
|
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
8/25/1987
|
70
|
|
31
|
LARA STONE
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/20/1983
|
73
|
|
30
|
KAT DENNINGS
|
Out
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/13/1986
|
130
|
|
29
|
HAYLEY ATWELL
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/5/1982
|
229
|
|
28
|
DIANNA AGRON
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/30/1986
|
169
|
|
27
|
KRISTEN STEWART
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/9/1990
|
135
|
|
26
|
MINKA KELLY
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
6/24/1980
|
252
|
|
25
|
EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/10/1977
|
114
|
|
24
|
JESSICA ALBA
|
|
Earth
|
Taurus
|
4/28/1981
|
104
|
|
23
|
Olivia Wilde
|
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
3/10/1984
|
37
|
|
22
|
KATE BECKINSALE
|
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
7/26/1973
|
168
|
|
21
|
NATALIE PORTMAN
|
Out
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/9/1981
|
74
|
|
20
|
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/18/1987
|
35
|
|
19
|
LEA MICHELE
|
|
Earth
|
Virgo
|
8/29/1986
|
21
|
|
18
|
LADY GAGA
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
3/28/1986
|
75
|
|
17
|
EMMA WATSON
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/15/1990
|
30
|
|
16
|
KATY PERRY
|
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
10/25/1984
|
88
|
|
15
|
DAISY LOWE
|
|
Air
|
Aquarius
|
1/27/1989
|
115
|
|
14
|
SELENA GOMEZ
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
7/22/1992
|
123
|
|
13
|
MILA KUNIS
|
Out
|
Fire
|
Leo
|
8/14/1983
|
30
|
|
12
|
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
|
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/17/1980
|
160
|
|
11
|
KATE MIDDLETON
|
|
Earth
|
Capricorn
|
1/9/1982
|
92
|
|
10
|
CANDICE SWANEPOEL
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/20/1988
|
273
|
|
9
|
RIHANNA
|
|
Water
|
Pisces
|
2/20/1988
|
167
|
|
8
|
KIM KARDASHIAN
|
|
Air
|
Libra
|
10/21/1980
|
357
|
|
7
|
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
11/22/1984
|
140
|
|
6
|
EMMA STONE
|
Out
|
Water
|
Scorpio
|
11/6/1988
|
36
|
|
5
|
NICKI MINAJ
|
|
Fire
|
Sagittarius
|
12/8/1984
|
124
|
|
4
|
MIRANDA KERR
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/20/1983
|
22
|
|
3
|
ROONEY MARA
|
|
Fire
|
Aires
|
4/17/1985
|
173
|
|
2
|
KATE UPTON
|
|
Air
|
Gemini
|
6/10/1992
|
218
|
|
1
|
SOFIA VERGARA
|
|
Water
|
Cancer
|
7/10/1972
|
100
|
