Showing posts with label Corry Proctor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corry Proctor. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Are you ready for the biggest Heavy Metal band in the history of the known universe?


Three Dallas Cowboy offensive linemen have formed a band called Free Reign. They just got signed. The album will be released this fall on Australia's Riot Entertainment Label.


The three Cowboys are:
  1. Leonard Davis: Quite possibly the biggest SOB on God's earth. He stands 6'6" and weighs 354 pounds at last count.
  2. Marc Colombo: Also a very large SOB. He's 6'8" and a paltry 315 pounds.
  3. Cory Proctor: He is the peewee of the group, He stands a mere 6'4" and is a flyweight at 297 pounds.
The guys in Slayer will shit themselves when they see these guys coming. I would hate to see Colombo next to Ronnie James Dio. These guys could easily make Motley Crue eat their own assholes.

How good are these guys? I listened to a couple of excerpts of their music published on their MySpace website, and they very not bad. I need to listen to some more to be sure, but at this moment, they get more than a passing grade.

Incidentally, I know what I am talking about. I have been a Heavy Metal fan since 1980 and the AC/DC Back In Black album. Yes, I remember when it was absolutely brand new stuff. I now have a collection of Metal/Industrial/Hard Rock which tips the scales at 330GB. That is 330 Gigabytes. That is not a misprint. I own the moral equivalent of the library of congress of Heavy Metal. I cannot stuff all my music into my 160GB iPod classic. I am quite pissed. We are long overdue for a 320GB unit, and I want it now.

Anyhow, Free Reign will be joining my collection soon.