Monday, March 15, 2010

What kind of alternative jersey is this?



There is a strong need for mandatory drug testing in Green Bay... for the executives not the players. I am not talking about the executive committee either. Round up Mark Murphy, Paul Baniel, Betsy Mitchell, Jeff Blumb and Jason Wied. We need to take them down to security. We need to test them for the following agents:
  • Mescaline
  • LSD
  • Ibotenic acid
  • Muscimol
  • Saliva-A
I also want a full MRI on their brains. We need to check for brain-lesioning, schizophrenic tissue death, Alzheimer's plaque, everything. Something is just ghastly wrong up there in cheeseland. Something has gone bad wrong awful in Green Bay.

I am talking about the new Alternative Uniform that the Packers have approved for 2010. They will be wearing these nasty garments twice in 2010.

This is a disaster. This is just plain damn wrong. What is that? A rugby shirt? That uniform is an abomination in the sight of God, and beyond the pale of an acceptable human moral restraint. This is an offense against the football gods. St. Lombardi, the patron saint of football, would never accept this. When I checked the pol results, some 66% of fans were totally down against these new uniforms. I am surprised it is that low. I expected 95-97% to be violently enraged.

Aren't we supposed to have an NFL committee that prevents this travesties and atrocities from happening? What happened in committee? This is just dreadful!

Green Bay fans, you have to act now to save your team from utter humiliation. Everybody will be laughing like hell at you otherwise.
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